Insider Edition Issue #654261321662.1

So I have a lot of ideas rolling around in my brain. And I've decided to make a real honest effort into making sure someone sees the final product of a fully processed thought.

Word of the Day: Anhedonia; the inability to feel pleasure.
Song of the Day: Smells like Teen Spirit by Nirvana
Did You Smell that?:I was on my way to the computer lab when I was on the bus. (that was late i might add) and it smelled like two really, really REALLY filthy people made love; for the first and LAST time in every seat on this #15. Now I'm not saying that dirty people shouldn't be able to find each other, but this is one of those times where indecent exposure should have been charged and everyone else should have received a public apology from the city. Lord knows my nostrils have been through enough this year.

Anywhoo, I'm excited about this book. Instead of making a book and getting it published. I think I'm just going to post chapter versions of it on here. Hopefully people will take an interest and read along.
And maybe if it gets a buzz...of any kind, we can take it from there.
So feel free to check out my other blogs if you want some Poetry, short stories, or if you just wanna laugh

--Adios :)

Insider Edition Issue #2008

Hello Insiders;
Today we will be focusing on "Phone Bullies"....ooo I'm scared...
So yesterday was a pretty crappy day in my opinion. There was a death in the family and it really just F'd up my head. But I have the greatest boyfriend ever there to help me. --but anywhoo I got a missed call from someone. Later that day I was cussed out by this little white female who clearly failed English. Poor child, gave me her address, spelled "you" and "this" like "yhu" and "dhis" I mean I understand shorthand texting and all...but God. Please consider reader before you decide to insult someone in broken hoodrat low budget gutterslut vernacular. NOT EVERYONE SPEAKS DOG.

I wasn't going to respond. But she insisted on calling me out of my name...or maybe she was calling herself in her name... (with the grammatical errors, you never know)
Then she decided to call me....PRIVATE.
As if she wasn't texting me from her own phone number in the first place.
If you want to come over your house to fight you. You are gonna have to compensate for gas fare. (the prices have not decreased enough for me to just go all crazy all willy nilly)

The Phrase of the Day is "Bitch yhu no whu yhu is cum here"
Please Excuse the Coonery. This person's word choice does not reflect the author of "Insider Editions" lol. Notice the typos, learn to love the stupidity because although there is more, I will not punish you for being my reader.

Song of the Day, "Pregnant" by R. Kelly, Tyrese, The Dream and Robin Thicke. Because this song is just as dumb and the one sided argument this woman decided to have with herself on my phone.

America's to Blame(I've decided to add this category so we can always find a way to blame America for whatever everyday issue we may come across.)

--So, by America allowing freedom of speech, they have supported and somehow motivated said creatures to text freely without screening for ignorance in their sent box. Furthermore America is to blame for this. I rest my case.
That. Is. All.